“THIS IS MARRRRRIED LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!”
Posts tagged gifs
Posted 10 months ago
Posted 1 year ago
Hey listen buddy, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is no joking matter. It killed 4.82% of American’s last year alone. NooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!
Since this photoset is getting some love on my dash again, repost!
Posted 1 year ago
Wait wait wait…hold up here…so what you’re telling me ladies, is that you’re NOT naturally hairless? And you DON’T like Call of Duty and comics? And you actually need to USE THE BATHROOM?!? My mind. Blown. I’ll never look at one you the same again.
Again, just cuz this skit was the awesome.
Posted 1 year ago
So, one of my Bridesmaids posts started making the rounds on Tumblr, and I get spammed with walls of text and am reminded everyday of this movie…not a bad thing. I will never grow tired of chicks who’ll poop in a sink for a good laugh.
(Source: bloodydifficult)
Posted 1 year ago
Hey folks, just touched down back home for the holidays…in good ol’ Toronto, Canada. No Xbox, no PC, no PS3, not even a Wii here to speak of. So you know what that means. Prepare for an onslaught of GIF’s as I bide time between my flurry of family and friend engagements.
Posted 1 year ago
Wait wait wait…hold up here…so what you’re telling me ladies, is that you’re NOT naturally hairless? And you DON’T like Call of Duty and comics? And you actually need to USE THE BATHROOM?!? My mind. Blown. I’ll never look at one you the same again.
Posted 1 year ago
Now my question is…when did these two see Hef’s berry bag? Huh.
Posted 1 year ago
You can’t hold a gun any other way. Sideways or nothin’.
Posted 1 year ago
Ugh hate these embarrassing moments. You know, when your like sitting around hanging out with the guys telling them what celebs you had crushes on. And then one of them is like “oh yeah we dated in 2003”. Awkward.
Fuck you Justin Timberlake. Fuck you. (he’s so awesome, I’m jealous…ugh)
Posted 1 year ago
My contribution:
“I love you, Broseph Stalin.”
I am fucking hilarious.
Posted 1 year ago
Moral of the story. If you smoke, you…:
- Will have a great suuuUUuummerrrrr niiiiiggghtttt
- Will potentially have your Hoo-Haa shown to the whole world
- Will look like a fucking badass in a cowboy hat
- Will will date a dude with multiple personalities…one of which has a 6-pack
- Will have multiple personalities…one of which has a 6-pack.
- Will get the guy of your dreams and fly off in a Dodge Convertible
Good enough for me. I’m in for a few packs.
(Source: emceerice)
Posted 1 year ago
Hey listen buddy, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is no joking matter. It killed 4.82% of American’s last year alone. NooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!
(Source: emceerice)
Posted 1 year ago
Hello, my name is Gerry, and I used to love The Backstreet Boys. I don’t know man…I just don’t.
(it feels so good to finally come out of the closet after all these years…pheeeeeeeeeeew)
Professional Geek & Code-Jockey.
Toronto then, Seattle now.
Movie-goer, video-gamer, comic-reader, horror-fan, sports-junkie, p90x survivor, Insanity'er, foodie & techie.
Nerd'in out since I was in diapers.
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