Never gets old.
(Source: mcavoys)
Never gets old.
(Source: mcavoys)
This movie inspires me to be a servant of the law…
(Source: icamefromanothergalaxy)
And the winner is Fluffy by rear-naked choke!
How I make my breakfast every morning….behind the back, off the wall, curl around the fridge, nothing but net.
Hey listen buddy, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is no joking matter. It killed 4.82% of American’s last year alone. NooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!
Since this photoset is getting some love on my dash again, repost!
Wait wait wait…hold up here…so what you’re telling me ladies, is that you’re NOT naturally hairless? And you DON’T like Call of Duty and comics? And you actually need to USE THE BATHROOM?!? My mind. Blown. I’ll never look at one you the same again.
Again, just cuz this skit was the awesome.
You can never be too early for Batman.
Texting is so last year. What I need is some software to mimic my speech pattern and behavior so I don’t even need to be involved in the conversation thread.
(Source: sandandglass)
Also a big fan of any food in my general vicinity close enough to have their aroma fill my nostrils.
(Source: isaid-whatwhat)
Sheldon sounds like my girlfriend when I’m listening to my “gangster music”. :/
Me in the morning. Every. Single. Morning.
(Source: headlikeanorange)
Umm yeah. Obviii…
(Source: jonwithabullet)