Posts tagged big bang theory

Posted 2 months ago

PENIS!  Tee hee.

Posted 3 months ago

Sheldon sounds like my girlfriend when I’m listening to my “gangster music”.  :/

Posted 8 months ago

emceerice:

I totally hear you Sheldon.  FML whenver this happens…FML.

Relavent due to my terrible day. I got home and went to the cabinet for my daily spoonful of delicious Nutella and realized I had none left. Worst. Day. Ever.

Posted 8 months ago

It’s like Sheldon and I are as one. He always manages to formulate my thoughts into an appropriate, yet not too harsh response to the idiotic beliefs of mankind.

Posted 8 months ago
You see what we did here? Genes? Buahahaha.  

You see what we did here? Genes? Buahahaha.  

Posted 8 months ago
This one is my personal secret weapon…but I thought I’d share the wealth.  You’re welcome gentlemen.  

This one is my personal secret weapon…but I thought I’d share the wealth.  You’re welcome gentlemen.  

Posted 9 months ago
Gentlemen, with this line, its almost not fair for the ladies…too easy.

Gentlemen, with this line, its almost not fair for the ladies…too easy.

Posted 9 months ago
I know I should be nerding out all over this picture…but all I can think is “where the fuck did Leonard get that shield, I WANT”…

I know I should be nerding out all over this picture…but all I can think is “where the fuck did Leonard get that shield, I WANT”…

(Source: mlovebug)

Posted 9 months ago
Another winner.  78.46% success rate on this one gentlemen…give it a try.

Another winner.  78.46% success rate on this one gentlemen…give it a try.

Posted 9 months ago

Chicks dig the Hulk gloves…I bust em out in emergency situations.  They never fail me.

Posted 9 months ago

Some refer to this look as ‘The Pedophile’.  Either works.

Posted 9 months ago
Howard is just a goldmine of money pick-up lines. Just executed this successfully on acute girl. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL…GET IT?!?!  I am fucking hilarious.

Howard is just a goldmine of money pick-up lines. Just executed this successfully on acute girl. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL…GET IT?!?!  I am fucking hilarious.

(Source: qnhikohle)

Posted 9 months ago

To any woman who understands this…I <3 you.  

(Source: meme-spot)

Posted 10 months ago

When you start a yawn and halfway through you realize you don’t need to anymore…

Posted 10 months ago

I totally hear you Sheldon.  FML whenver this happens…FML.