PENIS! Tee hee.
Sheldon sounds like my girlfriend when I’m listening to my “gangster music”. :/
I totally hear you Sheldon. FML whenver this happens…FML.
Relavent due to my terrible day. I got home and went to the cabinet for my daily spoonful of delicious Nutella and realized I had none left. Worst. Day. Ever.
It’s like Sheldon and I are as one. He always manages to formulate my thoughts into an appropriate, yet not too harsh response to the idiotic beliefs of mankind.
This one is my personal secret weapon…but I thought I’d share the wealth. You’re welcome gentlemen.
I know I should be nerding out all over this picture…but all I can think is “where the fuck did Leonard get that shield, I WANT”…
(Source: mlovebug)
Another winner. 78.46% success rate on this one gentlemen…give it a try.
Chicks dig the Hulk gloves…I bust em out in emergency situations. They never fail me.
Some refer to this look as ‘The Pedophile’. Either works.
Howard is just a goldmine of money pick-up lines. Just executed this successfully on acute girl. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL…GET IT?!?! I am fucking hilarious.
(Source: qnhikohle)
I totally hear you Sheldon. FML whenver this happens…FML.